Based on the 1956 single "You Can't Catch Me" by Chuck Berry

 

      

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football

He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola

He say, "I know you, you know me"

One thing I can tell you is you got to be free.

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot

He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker

He got feet down below his knee

Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease.

He roller-coaster, he got early warnin'

He got muddy water, he one mojo filter

He say, "One and one and one is three"

Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see.

      Maybe the policeman will catch him. The description is vast and with some kind of accuracy.