Rimski & Handkerchief - Cross Eyed & Crazy

      "Cross Eyed and Crazy" is an original musical clown tune by Rimski & Handkerchief, known for playing their Bicycle Piano & Double Bassicle. Because it is an exclusive street performance song, formal studio lyrics are not available. However, the chorus and verses feature catchy, old-time country blues lines, and I tried to get the lyrics with some imperfections.

Cross-eyed and crazy, I’m wild about my Daisy

she as happy as she can be!

She doesn’t like potatoes, neither tomato

sausages and beans.

And every time she’s downtown looking for a new clown

you can always see somebody else’s face

She’s a bold and lovely lady

cross-eyed and crazy, lazy on a sunny day.

Well, if you’re going fishing all the time

I’m going fishing, too!

Let me love you, love you

but that she caught more fish than you.

Well, if she caught, now, you got good bait

Here’s a little something I would like to relate

And if she caught now, you got good bait

I’m a going fishing, too!

So, when the morning sun is shining in the West

She’ll be dancing in those ragtime dresses she likes best

Everybody’s watching as the banjo plays

and a two-legged gypsy drives the people hopping away.

Well, Daisy can play it people started crying

"Here’s the dancing lady come walk fast!"

She’s a bow-legged lady, but I said,

"Ain’t crazy, lazy on a sunny day?"

    What about the cat? Lovely!